If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Was your father a mechanic? No? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.
Sorry, I can’t hold on…I’ve already fallen for you.
Was your father a thief?Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.
Was your Dad in the Air Force?Because you’re da bomb.
I lost my keys…Can I check your pants?
You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you. For more DIRTY PICKUP LINES FOR GIRLS check from here.